Whoa! That's quite the 'do! Take me back to the home page before I am tempted to do the same!

Fun with HAIR DYE

First, I decided to grow my moustache like this cool cat...



Then, I decided to find out if blondes really DO have more fun.
This dude is as blonde as can be, and he looks like he's having fun all the time...


So I sauntered on down to the local drug store and picked up the most fantabulous, expensive hair dye kit I could find.
OK, not really. My website isn't making enough money yet for that kind of conspicuous consumption.
I spent $5.24, if you include the sales tax.



The loving and devoted wife (who has forbidden me from putting her photo on my website) agreed to help me color my hair.
By "agreed" I mean she made me sign off on a document releasing her from any and all responsibility for whatever the outcome...

...and we proceeded with the coloring of my hair!



"When my hair dye job is done they're going to take THIS bitch off the box and put a picture of ME on it!"
ABOVE: Bitch be trippin'.


Uuuuumm... unfortunately the color did not end up QUITE the same as seen on the box...



So now I guess I'll be looking like these fellas for a while...



Whoa! That's quite the 'do! Take me back to the home page before I am tempted to do the same!