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A 100% TRUE Fortune Cookie Story!!

Oh Boy! I decided to make today "casual beach attire" day in the office! Check out my cool Salvation Army threads...

The Captain Morgan stance

Do the "Stanky Leg"!

Then I had some Chinese food for lunch. You won't believe what my fortune cookie fortune told me.....

WOW!! How's that for karma?!?!?

 

Naturally with such a WISE fortune cookie fortune in hand I decided to play the lucky fortune cookie fortune numbers in the MegaMillions drawing that night... and I won FIVE BUCKS! WOO HOO!!

 

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