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Lakweesha Havoc's Exterminator Service

Here is an actual case history from our files....

Upon arrival at the customer's home, we discovered a pesky cricket was hiding out in a landscaping tube.

The suspect's lair

With the annoying arthropod deeply ensconced in his circular citadel we decided to bring in the heavy artillery.

The Campbell Hausfeld portable tornado generator should only be operated by trained, sober personnel

We had a diabolically simple, foolproof plan.
I (being the only sober crew member) would use the portable tornado generator to forcefully eject the wily insect from his hideout...

Today's weather forecast: windy

...then my assistant would apply a fast acting, painless dose of nighty-night!

But always remember....SAFETY FIRST!

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