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Here are some things you Trumpies should know before we get started.
I voted for THIS GENTLEMAN. TWICE.
AND I voted for this gentleman. Twice.
I DID NOT vote for this fellow.
I voted for this gentleman.
And when she ran for president I DID NOT vote for this lady.
So let's not pretend I'm some kind of card-carrying Democrat. More often than not in my lifetime I have voted for a REPUBLICAN presidential candidate because it used to be the case that my values aligned more closely with the Republican party than the Democrats.
But no more.
Because Donald Trump Sucks Dick**. Donald Trump should drop dead. And the Republican party now seems almost completely beholden to this piece of human garbage. He wasn't just one of the worst presidents in the history of The United States of America, he is, in my opinion, one of the worst human beings currently walking on the planet, short of rapists, mass murderers, terrorists, and that ilk.
Guess what, TRUMPIE....
Despite what FuxNews is feeding your pea brain nobody is shutting down your right to free speech....
Not the left...
Not your wet fantasy "Big Tech"....
I can write and post ANY FUCKING THING I WANT on my personal and privately funded website.
Including FUCK DONALD TRUMP. FUCK ANTI-VAXERS. FUCK ANTI-MASKERS and FUCK YOU, you sore losers.
I can say the 2020 election was FREE and FAIR.
No government or private entity is SHUTTING ME UP OR SHUTTING ME DOWN.
WHY? Because FREEDOM of SPEECH is ALIVE and WELL in The United States of America.
YOU are just TOO FUCKING LAZY or IGNORANT to take the time to MAKE YOUR OWN WEBSITE or start your own little local newsletter. Or paint up your own car with your crazy-ass bullshit.
YOU prefer to regurgitate FuxNews inspired NONSENSE on pre-established social media platforms and then PISS AND MOAN when your bullshit posts get taken down for violating the TERMS and CONDITIONS you agreed to when you created your account.
So STOP with your stupid free speech nonsense.
The First Amendment, THE MOST IMPORTANT AMENDMENT, prohibits the government...
G O V E R N M E N T
Read that again, moron....
G O V E R N M E N T...
From shutting you up.
The First Amendment has NOTHING to do with Fakebook. Or Tweeter. Or Nexxdoor. Or OOTube.
Again, for you slow on the uptake.... The First Amendment, THE MOST IMPORTANT AMENDMENT, prohibits the G O V E R N M E N T from shutting you up.
Guess what, Trumpie....
YOUR BOY LOST a free and fair election by SEVEN MILLION VOTES.
Have another go with the Orange Ape in 2024 if you think that's a good idea.
But here's a word of advice.... the American voters already EVICTED
that DICK SUCKING** IDIOT from THEIR White House once
Do you really think they'll welcome him back in??
Think about it.
Don't watch FuxNews. Don't let them shove your opinion down your throat. Try to use your OWN brain and
THINK. ABOUT. IT.
If you can.
It's the Asshole of 2020!
This orange-painted senile old fool thought it was CUTE calling Covid "CHINA VIRUS".
I wonder if he still thinks that's FUNNY?...
Now that HE has contracted it along with the 7.4 MILLION Americans (so far) HE FAILED to protect?
How about we now call it WHAT IT IS IN THIS COUNTRY...
THE "TRUMP VIRUS"!
Still laughing Don?
Want to see what a fucking whore* looks like?
Not exactly what I would call an objective journalist, what with a certain Orange Ape sticking his tongue in her ear and all.
But you can draw your own conclusions.
OR CAN'T YOU?
Remember that FIRST AMENDMENT thing? It's not just about YOU. It's about the free press.
So what do you think happens when the press is in bed with (SEE: controlled by) the government?
Suddenly this fucking whore* might not look so cute to you.
Be the one WEILDING THE PADDLE or be the one WITH YOUR HEAD IN THE DOGHOUSE
*Ha Ha! That's just a joke! You know, an editorial opinion, not to be taken seriously. Like when those asswipes on FuxNews tell you some wily voting machine rigged the election, but slapped with a billion dollar lawsuit they say ...oh, we were jis joshin' nobody is REALLY supposed to believe anything we say....
Not exactly a reliable news outlet when they don't even have the spines to stand up and defend their own bullshit in court. But you just keep watching, that's what idiots do.
**Let me make one thing perfectly clear. Being called a dick sucker is not necessarily an insult. I would like to state specifically that Donald J Trump is a LOUSY cocksucker.
THAT is an insult and you just can't get around it.
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