Whoa! That's quite the 'do! Take me back to the home page before I am tempted to do the same!

I DON'T KNOW

I don't know how to type on a stupid keyboard,all the buttons keep getting stuck. Whooa!! I slipped! Geez this hurts!!!    
 
 
 
 Oh My God!!! I finally typed a whole sentance without a button tticking ... DANG IT!!!
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Well whatever MOM! WHOOPS!! Did I say that outloud?Whatever I'll tell you what happened, so my mom  wants me to actually "move" to Buttswana where one of her friends, and guess what... her nickname is Poopsalot!!! Get it Poopsalot, Buttswana! Well whatever, people call her that because when she was a baby she pooped alot and I mean ALOT! So anyway I am never gonna move there, I bet it's really stinky. 

 


 
The loving and devoted wife (who has forbidden me from putting her photo on my website) agreed to help me color my hair.
By "agreed" I mean she made me sign off on a document releasing her from any and all responsibility for whatever the outcome...

...and we proceeded with the coloring of my hair!



"When my hair dye job is done they're going to take THIS bitch off the box and put a picture of ME on it!"
ABOVE: Bitch be trippin'.


Uuuuumm... unfortunately the color did not end up QUITE the same as seen on the box...



So now I guess I'll be looking like these fellas for a while...



Whoa! That's quite the 'do! Take me back to the home page before I am tempted to do the same!